Thursday, June 03, 2004

Where Did He Go?

I want to know RIGHT NOW...whatever happened to MY knight in shining armor? Lots of other women got one or a reasonable facsimile thereof...

Maybe he missed the bus. Or got delayed. Hasn't been born yet. Died at birth. Lives in India. Is in prison. Had a sex change. Is gay. Married someone else.

Whatever. I've been looking, so what the heck has HE been doing?

Speed it up, guy!

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